Quotes from Artimus Veras, the chaotic evil wizard
Artimus Veras:
I have a proposition for you.
If you give us your two sons [one of whom stole a lot of money from an ally] to be trained in the ways of evilness, I will not kill them both.
Mother slaps Veras (critical, take off four HP).
Artimus Veras starts to cast Scorching Ray.
Dom and Andy (whatever their characters are called) start attacking me, and I lose my concentration.
A mob appears.
Dom plays his lute to inspire the crowd (to kill me).
I run away.
I keep running.
I stop to explain to my two horse-mounted travelling companions exactly why I was trying to cast Scorching Ray on the old lady, and get beat unconscious by the crowd.
I have been advised to tone down my evilness and my chaoticness for my own benefit.