Memeology
From Neil’s Memeology.
Grub-ology
- What is your salad dressing of choice?
- I don’t tend to use it.
- What is your favourite fast food restaurant?
- Red Veg
- What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
- South Square Café.
- On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
- I have a policy of non-tipping that extends to restaurants that have a policy if tipping. I might tip if I was in a country that didn’t pay its waiters.
- What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
- Rice. I’ve been eating it for breakfast every day since who knows when.
- Name three foods you detest above all others.
- There aren’t really any foods I detest other than ones that come from animals.
- What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
- I haven’t been to a Chinese restaurant for a very long time, and the last place I went to was a buffet.
- What are your pizza toppings of choice?
- The last pizza I had had chickpeas on it. And pretend parmisan.
- What do you like to put on your toast?
- Margerine, marmite.
- What is your favourite type of gum?
- I’d rather chew plastic explosives.
Tech-ology
- Number of contacts in your mobile phone?
- My phone doesn’t show that information.
- Number of contacts in your email address book?
- 73.
- What is your wallpaper on your computer?
- Sakura and Kero-chan of Cardcaptor Sakura.
- What is your screensaver on your computer?
- xscreensaver’s Blank Screen Only. But it’s disabled at the moment, until I can make KMPlayer supress xscreensaver kicking in.
- Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
- Naked pictures? I don’t know what one of those is, but I’d hazard a guess that there will be one somewhere.
- How many land line phones do you have in your house?
- Two.
- How many televisions are in your house?
- Seven or more.
- What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
- Well I use the fridge, the cooker, and the toaster. There’s a microwave in the kitchen that I barely use.
- What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
- Keiichi.net radio’s format is pretty much playing anime music, video game music, and J-Pop all day long.
Bi-ology
- What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
- I’m fairly fit.
- Are you right handed or left handed?
- Right-handed. I’m left-eyed and thus I shoot left-handed in archery. I also use my trackball with my left hand.
- Do you like your smile?
- I think it’s too subtle.
- Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
- Apart from a small amount of tooth for a filling, nothing.
- Would you like to?
- Not really.
- Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
- No.
- Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
- I couldn’t say.
- When was the last time you had a cavity?
- If a cavity is what I had a filling for, then ages ago.
- What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
- I can’t think of anything. So… me.
- Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
- No.
Misc-ology
- If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
- No.
- If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
- It may have to be å夢, as I haven’t found any other homophones for トム.
- How do you express your artistic side?
- I fill out questionnaires?
- What color do you think you look best in?
- Who knows?
- How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
- Let’s hope I never have to find out.
- Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
- Not that I know of.
- If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
- No.
- How often do you go to church?
- Never.
- Have you ever saved someone’s life?
- No.
- Has someone ever saved yours?
- I don’t think so.
Dare-ology
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
- Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
- I think if I did that in most places I’d die.
- Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
- Giggle.
- Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
- Sounds like a plan.
- Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
- No. My body parts are not for sale.
- Would you never blog again for $50,000?
- Sure.
- Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
- Hey, why not?
- Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
- I’d give it a go.
- Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
- No. I would never do that unless absolutely neccesary.
- Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
- That’s quite a lot of money, so sure.
- Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
- As long as I don’t have to watch TV, I’m happy.