Holizz versus the Web

Meme stolen from Neil.

I’ll answer bilingually. Because I can.

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was behind you?

おてあらい。

The toilet.

How much cash did you spend yesterday?

195GBPです。でも、今日は日本から日本語でコミックを買いました。10,844円です。

I paid 195GBP for rent. But today I spent 10,844円 (about 55GBP) on manga. In Japanese. From Japan.

What’s a word that rhymes with mist?

フィスト。

Fist.

Favorite planet, which you would live on, if you could?

土。

Earth.

Who is the LAST person you kissed?

おかさんかな。

My mum, probably.

What is your favorite ring on your phone?

さあ…

I put Paint it Black on ages ago back when it was Davina’s (about a week). It’s not really my favourite, rather it’s the only one that isn’t stupid.

What is the last band shirt you wore?

一つあります。ピクシーズ。

I only have one. Pixes.

What do you think of yourself?

おたく、ね？

I’m an otaku, don’t you think?

Name the brand of your shoes you’re currently wearing?

赤い花緒のじょじょ。

Akai hanao no jojo.

Night light or pitch black?

黒。

Pitch black.

What do you think about the (previous) person who took this?

いい人。

Nice person.

What were you doing at midnight last night?

ねむましたが読みましたかな。

Sleeping, or maybe reading.

What did your last text message say that you received?

そかな。

Just for that poor attempt at using the English language I shall refuse to answer.

Where is the nearest Valero?

バレロが何ですか。

What’s one of those when it’s at home?

What’s something that you say a lot?

そかって。

そか.

Who told you they loved you last?

おかさん。

Davina.

Last furry thing you touched?

さあ…

I don’t know.

How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?

何もしません

None.

Favourite age you have been so far?

え？

What?

Your worst enemy?

アメリカ王。

King of America.

What is your current desktop picture?

黒です。

It’s plain black.

What was the last thing you said to someone?

えっとえっと…あ、分かりません。

I forgot.

How do you like your eggs?

好きではありません。

I don’t like them.

Do you like someone?

人が好きですかな。

Maybe I like somebody.

The last song you listened to?

分かりませんがあゆからでした。

I don’t know, but it was by Ayu.